[Sca-cooks] Drakey's latest accident story...

[Phil Troy/ G. Tacitus Adamantius]

Also sprach Jones, Craig:
>Oops... I've done it again...
>
>I was staining my 2 proto-apprentice's belts last night when I dropped
>the bottle of green leather dye.  I was fast and caught the bottle, cap
>open, upside down.  I now have 1 small problem.
>
>I HAVE GREEN SODDING HANDS!  ARGGGHHHHH
>
>I have one and a half weeks to my laurelling,
>and I have green sodding hands...
>
>I'm swearing fealty my putting my hands of the Lochac sword of state
>and I have green sodding hands...
>
>I've use Metho and a brush, pumice stone lotion, oil, soap, with no
>luck,
>and I have green sodding hands...
>
>I'm really behind on the garb preparations,
>and I have green sodding hands...
>
>ARRGGGGHHHH!
>
>JollyGreenDrakey.

How about gloves? Or, failing that, maybe you could dye the rest of
your body and no one will notice?

Adamantius The Helpful

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