[Sca-cooks] Drakey's latest accident story...

[Huette von Ahrens]

--- "Jones, Craig"
<Craig.Jones at airservices.gov.au> wrote:
> Oops... I've done it again...
>
> I was staining my 2 proto-apprentice's belts
> last night when I dropped
> the bottle of green leather dye.  I was fast
> and caught the bottle, cap
> open, upside down.  I now have 1 small problem.
>
> I HAVE GREEN SODDING HANDS!  ARGGGHHHHH
>
> I have one and a half weeks to my laurelling,
> and I have green sodding hands...
>
> I'm swearing fealty my putting my hands of the
> Lochac sword of state
> and I have green sodding hands...
>
> I've use Metho and a brush, pumice stone
> lotion, oil, soap, with no
> luck,
> and I have green sodding hands...
>
> I'm really behind on the garb preparations,
> and I have green sodding hands...
>
> ARRGGGGHHHH!
>
> JollyGreenDrakey.

Gee Drakey, I am beginning to believe what Alex
said about you ...

Have you tried bleach?  It is kind of rough on
your hands, but wouldn't it be better to have
chapped white hands that smell of bleach than to
have green hands?  When I say bleach, I mean the
liquid laundry kind.  You probably will have to
soak your hands in undiluted bleach for several
minutes, but not longer than 10 min. at a time.
Wash your hands afterwords.  You may need to do
this several times a day.  Just don't spill the
bleach on your clothes.

Huette



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