[Sca-cooks] Questionable Kitchen Tool (oop)

[Sue Clemenger]

Hey, I'm mean, too, and I've been a laurel for over 10 years.
Beware, though...if you're the *right* kind of mean, you end up being a
seneschal or an exchequer (speaking from experience, here).
--maire, who knows a good one when she sees it, so there!

Olwen the Odd wrote:
>
> **WHAT** an assumption!!!!  Dearie, that time will never come!  I am too
> mean and such a bully!  They are already sorry they gave me a Pearl!
> I'm just not the cultured type...
> Olwen
>
> >Hey, Olwen, when the time comes that you're made a peer, is that gonna
> >be your Stoopid Peer Trick?
> >--maire, already comfortably ensconced at the Rock's coffee bar,
> >enjoying a Quad Americano and a plate of scones....
> >
> >Olwen the Odd wrote:
> > >
> >You
> > > can make them do the most disgusting thing!  Break a couple of eggs in
> >and
> > > with just the right control of tilt you can begin the flow of "snot" and
> > > quickly tilt back and it sucks it right back in!!  I have spent several
> > > minutes at a time entertaining folks with it!!
> > > Olwen