King/Queen of clumsy WAS:RE: [Sca-cooks] Meadshtufff OT

[Isabella di Giovanni]

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My Lord Drakey (I really haven't figured out how I should correctly address you),

I have taken/taught martial arts (Tae Kwon Do) for almost 20 years, 2nd degree black belt. On the dojang floor I have never hurt myself (except for gettin pi**ed off for not breaking a board with a kick and instead, hitting it with my fist...breaking the board and several little itsy bitsy tiny bones in my hand). However, off the floor, I think I would challenge you for King/Queen of clumsy.

I can, and have, tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, had my cats run in front of me and trip me, fallen down and up stairs (and there are 3 flights in my house alone), mixed ammonia and bleach and inhaled the fumes...however in my own defense, I WAS ONLY 9,, cut my finger (11 stitches), trying to slice potatoes on one of those tomato slicers that you lay the tomato down on and push, turned a corner and kicked my Kirby, dislocating 2 toes. That's just for starters.

Isabella
 "Jones, Craig" wrote: > > Accidentally drunk bleach (great for removing plaque),
> > Eaten Hemlock (puts lead in your pencil),
> > Dropped a new 50L glass fermenter,
> > Passed out in the bathroom sterilizing bottles,
> > Developed an acute yeast allergy,
> > Almost blown up a former Queen of the West,
> > Blown up a 60L plastic fermenter,
> > Set the garden on fire (clearing out a batch of dried Borage)
> > And there's more, I just can't remember them all...
>
> God, Drake, no wonder a woman doesn't want to marry you, you are a
walking
> accident that she has to lovingly put you back together again, and
again,
> and again. Kidding, Aurore

Sorry? I've think you've got the wrong end of the stickie here... I
have been separated for 11 1/2 months and I:

a) Have no current intentions of getting married to anyone quite yet,
b) While haven't been beating them off with a stick, I have had plenty
of
offers since from some very, very lovely ladies. But it's important
for
me to develop for awhile longer as a single person. Still broken,
will
take a while to heal yet. I am keeping happy and healthy and have a
lot
of friends (old and new) helping me with this.
c) Yes, I am looking for someone who can offer me tender ministrations
after
cutting my thumb open while I've been cooking them that gorgeous lamb

tagine...
d) Remember that these accidents are over an 8 year period. I am a
little
clumsy and rash but not the one-man demolition crew I'm portrayed to
be... Not quite... :)~

Drakey.
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