[Sca-cooks] (oop, humor)Top 10 Signs You Watch Too Much Iron Chef

[Daniel Myers]

Is this a checklist?  I've got 4 of them so far.


On Friday, September 6, 2002, at 03:45 PM, Patrick McKinnion wrote:
> From: alt.tv.iron-chef
>
> 10. You are banned from grocery store produce section for taking large
> bite
> from bell pepper and then laughing diabolically.
>
> 9. You begin every sentence with "if memory serves me correctly..."
>
> 8. Alarmingly large number of Kaga-style pirate shirts and matching
> gloves
> in your closet (alarmingly large is defined as > zero).
>
> 7. Your typical restaurant order-- french fries, hash browns, potato
> salad,
> baked potato, potato pancakes, potatoes au gratin and a potato vodka
> chaser.
> Then you demand to be taken to kitchen so you can select who will cook
> your
> food in a taunting fashion.
>
> 6. Always seem to be several members of lower parliament milling about
> your
> dining room.
>
> 5. Fake "Rosanjin Scholar" diploma on your office wall.
>
> 4. Your refrigerator and pantry are filled with dry ice to create
> dramatic
> smoke effect when opened.
>
> 3. You own "Backdraft" soundtrack on CD. Never seen the movie.
>
> 2. You own any sort of custom tailored chef clothing and you are not a
> professional chef.
>
> 1. You have given consideration to (or have actually constructed) a
> trap
> door in your kitchen so you can rise from out of the floor in a
> dramatic
> fashion.


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