Humane treatment of animals WAS:Re: [Sca-cooks] Re: CookingCats OT, OOP

[Siegfried Heydrich]

    Nah, you just have a perverted cat.

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>So now I'm wondering how many people I can mess with, with this one...
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>Cats are carnivorous. The definition of carnivorous is "subsisting or
>feeding on animal tissue". "Animal tissue" is flesh. Flesh is meat. So if
>a cat eats it, it must be meat. My cat eats popsicles. Popsicles,
>therefore, must be meat. ;-)
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>[Yes, I KNOW there are huge logical holes in that argument.]
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>Margaret, who should probably be working