[Sca-cooks] Fwd: Satan has the last word oop

[robert frazier]

i lol when i read this.


> Subject: Satan has the last word
> Date: Thu, 23 Jan 2003 11:43:51 -0800
>
>  Subject: Medical History - a must read
> > IN THE BEGINNING
> >
> > In the beginning, God populated the earth with
> broccoli and cauliflower
> and
> > spinach, green and yellow, and red vegetables of
> all kinds, so man and
> woman
> > would live long and healthy lives.
> >
> > Then, using Gods great gifts, Satan created Ben
> and Jerry's and Krispy
> Kreme
> > and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
> And man said, Yeah!" And
> > woman said, "And another one, with sprinkles!" and
> they gained 10 pounds.
> >
> > And God created healthful yogurt that woman might
> keep the figure that man
> > found so fair and Satan brought forth white flour
> from the wheat, andsugar
> > from the cane, and combined them and woman went
> from size 2 to size6.
> >
> > So God said, "Try my fresh green salad. "And Satan
> presented Thousand
> Island
> > Dressing, and garlic toast on the side. And man
> and woman unfastened their
> > belts.
> >
> > God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy
> vegetables and olive oil in
> > which to cook them." And Satan brought forth
> deep-fried fish and
> > chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
> platter. And man gained
> > more weight, and his cholesterol went through the
> roof.
> >
> > God then introduced running shoes so that his
> children might lose those
> > extra pounds. And Satan countered with cable TV
> with a remote control so
> man
> > would not have to toil to change the channels. And
> man and woman
> > laughed and cried before the flickering light and
> gained more pounds.
> >
> > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low
> in fat and brimming with
> > nutrition and Satan peeled off the healthful skin
> and sliced the starchy
> > center into chips and deep-fried them and man
> began to look like a
> > blimp!
> >
> > God then recommended lean beef so that man might
> consume fewer calories
> and
> > still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created
> McDonalds and its 99-cent
> > double cheeseburger. Then he added, "You want
> fries with that?"
> > and man replied 'Yeah! And super size 'em." and
> Satan said, "It is good."
> > And man went into cardiac arrest.
> >
> > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
> >
> > And Satan created HMOs.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
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robert frazier
stallarifannsk household,An Tir
S.S.D.D.

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