[Sca-cooks] NOT QUITE A DICK.....................................

[Sue Clemenger]

Well....ma'am...among other things, it's a private detective. <g>
It's also a name brand for a type of knife.
Any other connotations I leave to various, uhm, raunchier-minded
individuals <g>.  Which, with this bunch, probably means the whole
darned list!  Which of course, leads to all sorts of fun innuendoes and
puns.....
--maire, trying *really hard* to behave herself

Isabella di Giovanni wrote:
>
> Oh, migawd, I can not believe I am going to say this.
>
>  I know what kind of response I shall get.
>
>  I am opening my mouth and out are coming the words....
>
> What....is....a....DICK???
>
> Isabella...probably dickless...and dumb
>
>  "Laura C. Minnick" <lcm at efn.org> wrote:At 01:39 PM 1/4/03 -0800, you wrote:
> >--
> >> "Phil Troy/ G. Tacitus Adamantius"
> wrote: I reached into the box, and
> >>loudly proclaimed, "Look, everybody! My Dick! My 6-inch, stiff
> >>boner!" And then, since it had been in the box for about a year (yes,
> >>I lost my boner), and Heaven knows who had been handling my Dick in
> >>my absence, it turned out to be dull and I actually cut myself on
> >>it...;-(
> >>
> >>Adamantius
> >
> >I don't know how you could go a year without your Dick. Didn't you miss
> it terribly?
> >Mor...err...Lanie
>
> _I_ didn't miss Adamantius' 6" Dick at all. Anything else I could add to
> this post will get me in trouble with a Certain Man I haven't seen for a
> month. :-(
>
> Master A, if you keep it in a box with other tools, mightn't it dull from
> banging around? Just a wonder...
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