[Sca-cooks] NOT QUITE A DICK.....................................

[Laura C. Minnick]

At 03:24 PM 1/5/03 -0500, you wrote:
>
>I once had a culinary instructor, who, on a memorable occasion, put
>down his chef's knife, only to have it picked up and borrowed by one
>of his students (largely female, 20-ish student body). So, he
>immediately began to shout (totally oblivious to the more obvious
>potential misinterpretation by the casual listener), "All right,
>who's got my 10-inch Dick? Have any of you ladies seen my 10-inch
>Dick? I know one of you has it, so everybody, please check among your
>tools and see which one of you has my 10-inch Dick, because I want it
>right now! I left it right on top of my bag, like always! I need that
>10-inch Dick, and I need it right now! I need it in the worst way!
>Give me that Dick!!!"

This puts a whole new perspective on the phrase 'p*nis envy', doesn't it? I
mean, I own not a single decent knife, and I am frequently lusting after my
sweetie's tools, and...

Oh god.

'Lainie
-just how fast _can_ I run?...
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