[Sca-cooks] professional cooks-- reality check wanted

[jenne at fiedlerfamily.net]

> Although I am assuming you sliced or diced you ham.

Well, I didn't dice it. Sir Tanaka and his lady wife did. :)

They volunteered, I asked them to dissassemble the hams. They asked how I
wanted it cut. I said, "hunks".

Sir Tanaka is a short burly man of, I believe, Phillipine extraction;
he's also quite handsome. His response was "Fabio or Tanaka type
hunks?"

-- Pani Jadwiga Zajaczkowa, Knowledge Pika   jenne at fiedlerfamily.net
"History celebrates the battlefields whereon we meet our death, but scorns
to speak of the plowed fields whereby we thrive. It knows the names of the
king's bastards but cannot tell us the origin of wheat. This is the way of
human folly." -- Jean-Henri Fabre