[Sca-cooks] feathered emergencies

[Avraham haRofeh of Sudentur]

> Ha! Sounds like you've seen a few yourself! My favorite is when he's
> playing hide and seek with the kid, he climbs into teh woodbox, the kids
> does a page of quick calculations, begins digging, and up pops Foghorn. He
> looks over at the woodbox and then stops himself, saying "No, I just might
> still be in there!

It's Schroedinger's Rooster!

> "...Whaaat would you want wit a waaaabit?/Can't you see that I'm much
> sweeter?/ I'm your little senoriter?/Whyyyyy don't we loosen up your
> tie/and just relax- and I will dance for you!?"
>
> Bugs in drag is such a scream...

I have long maintained that Mr. Bunny is actually a gay man. He often
dresses in drag, his speech is flamey enough to cook on, he frequently
kisses both Elmer and Yosemite Sam, AND he's a talented stylist; he can do
hair, nails and clothes with the best of them.

<grinning, ducking and running VERY VERY fast>
Avraham

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Reb Avraham haRofeh of Sudentur
     (mka Randy Goldberg MD)
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