[Sca-cooks] New Title and Lands

[Huette von Ahrens]

--- Susan Laing <paxford at gil.com.au> wrote:
> Congrats to the Count <one...two.. three! Three
> Hands of Garlic
> Mwwaaahhhh!!!>
>
> And now for some insane reason (maybe it's the
> lack of chocolate & caffeine
> in my system today) I have the following ditty
> a-running through my
> noggin....
>
> Ring a ring of Harlec
> A pocket full of Garlic
> Ajo! Ajo!
> We all fall down....
>
> (okay - I *warned* was insane but I *like* to
> share with my friends!!! :-p)
>
> Mari
> Thank full at least it's not the tune of "Do
> you know the Muffin man" :-p

Here is a tune from one of Caid's Pelicans.

Huette

Men of Garlic
By: Robert L. Plunkett
[Master Thin Robert of Lawrence]
Tune: "Men of Harlech"

Men of Garlic, heads so hollow
Where they go the smell must follow
With their drugs and with their Gallo,
Wine, drugs, port and beer!

See them wear, as is their habit,
Men's bikinis made of rabbit
Showing off ten yards of flab, it
Doesn't quite endear!

See their boasting blunder!
Like a rolling thunder!
Watch them press against a dress,
And whisper: "Lady, I was born to plunder!"

Tell them that their smell is evil,
They'll answer: "Hygiene's not medieval!"
As they cause a small upheaval....
Every time they're near!



=====
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they
shall never cease to be amused.

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