[Sca-cooks] Feast Food for Picky Royalty

Phlip phlip at 99main.com
Thu Oct 2 11:40:50 PDT 2003


Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...

> With that list, I personally would wonder what he *does* eat.
>
> Margaret

Actually, with that list, I suspect he'll be dead shortly. Yerch!!!!

OTOH, if you're willing, you might have fun with it.

I'd make the basis of his meal mashed potatoes and hot dogs, with the help
of a bit of food coloring. If you've got someone around who's creative, you
could use the suggestion of the Octodogs, and make him a seascape out of
various colored mashed potatoes, similar to what Olwen and crew do with
marzipan, with maybe some grilled cheese ships.

Have a batch of Ho-Hos out front, with him allowed one for every "weird"
dish he tries...

Wants to act like a kid, treat him like one.

But, don't stress yourself. Turn his meal over to someone with a suitably
warped mind, and you worry about the rest of the feast...

Saint Phlip,
CoDoLDS

"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
 Blacksmith's credo.

 If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a
cat.

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider who cain't be throwed....

> > I hope maybe the cooks on the board can help me with a major feast
problem.  I finally got a list of what the Royalty will eat/not eat and am
totally befuddled as to what to do.
> > His majesty is a very picky eater. His feast fav's include hot dogs,
mashed potatoes, Ho Ho's, string cheese and grilled cheese. He doesn't like
rice, meat (I think he means beef), vegetables, eggs. It now looks like I
have to make a seperate feast for him. Do you think this is too
accommodating? Or should I change my menu slightly (omit the beef, add more
cheese kinda thing). Most royalty I have cooked for are usually pretty
adventurous, so I'm kinda stressing over this.
> >
> >
> > Thanks a Bunch,
> >
> > Lady Lavender





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