[Sca-cooks] Meat eating and PETA

[Jeff Gedney]

That's because ketchup has natural mellowing agents that enable you to get through your day with choking the living bejesus out of your boss...





cue music

"these are the good years
lying in the sun...
a new daw dawning,
a new life has begun...
Love is flowing, like
ketchup on a bun... 

ketchuuuuup, ketchuuuuup, ketchuuuuup"
 
Ketchup for the good times...
Brought to you by the Ketchup Advisory Board

(if you still dont know what we are talking about, check out 
http://www.prairiehome.org, and do a search on "ketchup" 
http://www.prairiehome.org/performances/19981003/ketchup.htm )