[Sca-cooks] Meat eating and PETA

[Jeff Gedney]

Lainie, I'm surprised at you.
Powdermilk Biscuits ( "Heavens! they're tasty, and expeditious! Look 
for them in the bright blue box with the picture of the biscuit right 
on it, or buy them ready made in the brown paper bag with the dark 
stains that indicate freshness" ) are what "Gives Shy people the 
strength to get up and do what needs to be done"!

Mournful Oatmeal is "Calvinism in a box"
"Mournful oatmeal is the cereal that works from within you to bring 
out your innate powers of resignation. You eat it and it reminds you 
that ..patient endurance.. is now the only source of power and 
satisfaction in this life.

You learn to do ambitious things and have a title and a staff to 
prove it but deep down inside where the oatmeal is you know that 
all that status was an illusion that didn't survive the last 
corporation reorganization.

Mournful oatmeal... wherever you go, there you are."



Capt Elias