[Sca-cooks] From Bizarre News....

[Phlip]

Ene bichizh ogsen baina shuu...

-------- You'll Have a Ball (or Two) at This Event ---------   

SERBIA - A big event took place in Serbia last week - the   
World Testicle Cooking Championship. Serbians consider   
testicles to be a gourmet delicacy and the championship was   
organized by Ljubomir Erovic, of the Serbian Tourism Board,   
to help promote the dish. "The best cooked balls come from   
Serbia, which are known locally here as white kidneys," he   
said. The winner of the tastiest testicles contest was   
gourmet testicle chef Dejan Milovanovic from Belgrade. His   
dish, prepared using testicles from a bull and a boar, beat   
off challengers from around the world.   

Saint Phlip, 
CoD

"When in doubt, heat it up and hit it with a hammer."
 Blacksmith's credo.

 If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is probably not a
cat.

Never a horse that cain't be rode,
And never a rider who cain't be throwed....