[Sca-cooks] Chocolate mishap

[Tom Vincent]

*Tom* (sings): I fell into a vat of chocolate.
I fell into a vat of chocolate.

*Dick* (sings): What'd you do when you fell into the chocolate?

*Together*: Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day...

*Tom* (sings): I fell into a vat of chocolate.
I fell into a vat of chocolate...

*Dick* (interrupts): Tom, Tom! I just asked you, what did you do when 
you fell into the chocolate?

*Tom*: Well, you see, I fell into this vat of chocolate, and...um...

*Dick*: Wait a minute. How did you fall into a vat of chocolate, anyway? 
Where was this vat of chocolate?

*Tom*: It was on my way home from school. I would pass by this vat of 
chocolate.

*Dick*: But wasn't there some kind of railing or something, to keep 
people from falling in the chocolate?

*Tom*: Well, um, you see, I used to kind of walk on that railing...

*Dick*: And you fell in the chocolate.

*Tom*: Yeah.

*Dick*: Okay. So what did you do when you fell in the chocolate?

*Tom* (sings): I yelled Fire when I fell into the chocolate.
I yelled Fire when I fell into the chocolate.

*Dick:* (sings): Why'd you yell Fire when you fell into the chocolate?

*Together*: Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day...

*Tom* (sings): I yelled Fire when I fell into the chocolate.
I yelled Fire when I fell into the chocolate...

*Dick* (interrupts): Tom! Tom! Why, if you fell in the chocolate, why 
did you yell Fire?

*Tom* : Well, it just kind of seemed like the thing to do...

*Dick* : Tom, listen to me. We're going to play the song one more time, 
and I want you to say why you yelled Fire when you fell into the 
chocolate! (plays guitar)

*Tom* (sings) : I yelled Fire when I fell into the chocolate...

*Dick* (sings) : Why'd you yell Fire when you fell into the chocolate!?

...

*Tom* : Because nobody would have saved me if I'd yelled "CHOCOLATE!"

*Together*: Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day...



Sandra Kisner wrote:
>> This made the front page of the local newspaper.
>> Worker rescued from vat of chocolate
>>
>> KENOSHA, Wis. -- It might sound like a chocoholic's dream, but stepping
>> into a vat
>> of bubbling chocolate became a two-hour nightmare for a 21-year-old man
>> Friday morning.
>> http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2331613
>> http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-choco19.html
>>     
>
> Cue the Smothers Brothers, somebody.  "What did you yell when you fell into 
> the vat of chocolate?"
>
> Sandra 
>
> _______________________________________________
> Sca-cooks mailing list
> Sca-cooks at lists.ansteorra.org
> http://lists.ansteorra.org/listinfo.cgi/sca-cooks-ansteorra.org
>
>   

-- 
***********
Tom Vincent
***********
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and
carrying the cross" - Sinclair Lewis