[Sca-cooks] Silly Season Starts August 4

[Michael Gunter]

>  2. wish I knew the name of the Elderly gentleman from
>down south who used the phrase "I guarantee" every second line,

Justin Wilson.

>or the name of the frugal Gourmet.

Jeff Smith.
Both of whom have passed away. Evidently Smith got into a bit
of trouble and faded from the limelight.

>   3.  You know if you take Campbell's Golden Cream of Mushroom and add
>coffee cream to thin it and lighten it a bit, mix in some Parmesan pour 
>onto
>your noodles and you can fool a lot of people into believing its an Alfrado
>Sauce variant. Done did that one night at a restaurant

Um....ew.

>  Cealian

Gunthar