[Sca-cooks] Giving up stuff for Lent

[Michael Gunter]

I've decided to do the right thing and give up certain things
for Lent.

I swear to:

Cut down on over eating beets. No more midnight boiled beet
binges.
The same goes for boiled okra and squash.

I swear to cut down on marathon viewings of Jerry Springer,
Big Brother, and Fox News.

No more poison ivy herbal rubs.

I'll try to cut back on my long tirades on how George W. Bush
should be enshrined as our greatest president ever.

And, lastly, I will cut way back on dancing shirtless on picnic
tables at events.

Yers,

Gunthar