[Sca-cooks] Stupid cook tricks

[Phil Troy / G. Tacitus Adamantius]

On Jan 1, 2006, at 10:37 PM, Craig Jones wrote:

> I've accidentally made a nice cup of Assam Tea.  Warmed the pot first.
> W2 scoops for the drinkers, one for the pot. Added the milk then  
> the tea
> (because you have to scold the milk)

What, exactly, do you say to it? Do you tell it not to be naughty, or  
that it's always been a great disappointment to its parents, or that  
it'll never amount to anything? Inquiring minds want to know... ;-)

Adamantius





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brioche!" / "If there's no bread to be had, one has to say, let them  
eat cake!"
     -- attributed to an unnamed noblewoman by Jean-Jacques Rousseau,  
"Confessions", 1782

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