[Sca-cooks] Kid’s Food Vocabulary

[Tom Vincent]

*Kid’s Food Vocabulary*
(source unknown)

*CASSEROLE:* A combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because 
they are mixed together.
*FIBER:* Nutrient found out-of-doors, such as in a sandbox
*FRUIT:* A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert
*JELLY BEAN:* the only bean all kids will eat
*MILK:* a widely used floor cleaner
*NATURAL FOOD:* food eaten with unwashed hands
*NUTRITION: * a secret war waged by parents using direct commands, 
constant guard duty, and camouflage
*VEGETABLE: * a basic food known to satisfy kid’s hunger - but only by sight
*VITAMIN PILL: * parents’ health plan and insurance policy


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Tom Vincent
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