[Sca-cooks] Creative Profanity

[Phil Troy / G. Tacitus Adamantius]

On Jun 21, 2006, at 11:28 AM, Michael Gunter wrote:

> Chef profanity....ah Gareth Blackstock, how we miss thee.
>
> If you haven't seen the BBC's "Chef!" then you must go out and buy
> the DVD's. Brilliant show.  I've been trying to find some kind of
> transcripts of his florid rants.
>
> Gunthar

I'm especially fond of the rant where he explains to the customer  
asking for salt, or ketchup or some such, where everybody is on the  
evolutionary scale, in descending order, getting down to "...the  
creeping things, people who eat packaged soup, and you..."

Dammit, Gunthar, I had stuff to do... ;-)

Here's one for a start, the one about how it'd be no trouble to run  
down the road for some Branston pickle or a packet of cheese-and- 
onion crisps to sprinkle over the salmon mousse...:

http://www.siegler.net/chef/.ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/1/27.html

Adamantius