[Sca-cooks] We haven't had this discussion for a while, so...

[Micheal]

  I didn`t know Islander jokes went south.
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From: "Saint Phlip" <phlip at 99main.com>
To: "Cooks within the SCA" <sca-cooks at lists.ansteorra.org>
Sent: Sunday, September 03, 2006 7:02 PM
Subject: [Sca-cooks] We haven't had this discussion for a while, so...


> This is dedicated to the UUY ;-)
>
>
>   One morning, three Southerners and three Yankees were in a ticket
> counter line at a train station. The three Northerners each bought a
> ticket and watched as the three Southerners bought just one ticket.
>   "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one
> of  the Yankees.
>   "Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.
>    All six boarded the train where the three Yankees sat down, but the
> three Southerners crammed into a toilet together and closed the door.
>    Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect
> tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket, please.
> The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in
> hand. The conductor took it and moved on.
>    The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
> Indeed, so clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip 
> and
> save some money.
>   That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single
> ticket for the return trip and watched, while to their astonishment,
> the three Southerners didn't buy even one ticket.
>    "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked a perplexed 
> Yankee.
>    "Watch and learn," answered the three Southern boys in unison.
> When they  boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves
> into a
> toilet and the three Southerners crammed into another toilet just down the 
> way.
>    Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left 
> their
> toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the Yankees were
> hiding.The Southerner knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."
>
>   There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees
> could have ever won the war.
>
>
>
> -- 
> Saint Phlip
>
> Heat it up
> Hit it hard
> Repent as necessary.
>
> Has anyone seen my temper?
> I seem to have misplaced it at Stalag XXXV....
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