[Sca-cooks] Horrid puns

[Phil Troy / G. Tacitus Adamantius]

On Jan 6, 2007, at 11:04 AM, Pat Griffin wrote:

> Ow! That hurts!
>
> Lady Anne du Bosc
>
> Known as Mordonna The Cook
>
> Mka Pat Griffin
>
> Vert between four caldrons or a cross checky sable and argent

I used to ask myself why my Dad couldn't just be a violent drunk or  
something like that, when I was a child. Instead, I couldn't bring my  
friends over because we never knew when he'd be channelling the  
spirits of all three Ritz Brothers, or early, pre-TV Milton Berle...

Yes. It's true. I can say it now. The feeling of freedom is an  
amazing rush. My name is Phil and my father was... a vaudeville abuser.

Adamantius

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> -----Original Message-----
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> [mailto:sca-cooks-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org] On Behalf Of Phil  
> Troy / G.
> Tacitus Adamantius
> Sent: Saturday, January 06, 2007 9:27 AM
> To: Cooks within the SCA
> Subject: Re: [Sca-cooks] [OOP] Blood orange joke,was: Re: Candied  
> Citrus
> Peel
>
>  [Scene: Tailor shop in Athens]
>
> Tailor (to customer entering with torn pair of pants): Euripides?
> Customer: Yes. Eumenides?
>
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brioche!" / "If there's no bread to be had, one has to say, let them  
eat cake!"
     -- attributed to an unnamed noblewoman by Jean-Jacques Rousseau,  
"Confessions", 1782

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