[Sca-cooks] Food-related, I swear!
Laura C. Minnick
lcm at jeffnet.org
Mon Jan 7 08:45:49 PST 2008
Nabbed from a comment at Daily Kos:
>THE GAG TEST
>Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from
>what you cooked for yourself last night).
>When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is
>probably past its prime.
>If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a
>three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.
>Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a basketball
>should be disposed of. Carefully.
>It should not taste like salad dressing.
>Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.
>GENERAL RULE OF THUMB
>Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a
>hamster. Keep a hamster in your refrigerator to gauge this.
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