[Sca-cooks] Food-related, I swear!

[Laura C. Minnick]

Nabbed from a comment at Daily Kos:


>SPOILAGE TEST
>
>THE GAG TEST
>Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from 
>what you cooked for yourself last night).
>
>EGGS
>When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is 
>probably past its prime.
>
>MEAT
>If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 
>three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.
>
>CANNED GOODS
>Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a basketball 
>should be disposed of. Carefully.
>
>WINE
>It should not taste like salad dressing.
>
>POTATOES
>Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.
>
>GENERAL RULE OF THUMB
>Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a 
>hamster. Keep a hamster in your refrigerator to gauge this.

:-D
'Lainie
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