[Sca-cooks] Cardamon

[Huette von Ahrens]

--- On Wed, 8/12/09, Susan Fox <selene at earthlink.net> wrote:

> I've often considered getting a live donkey and cart. 
> More authentic, runs on bio fuel [ha], the "exhaust" is good
> for the roses and besides, I can make all the "ass"
> jokes.  Like my ass?  What a fine piece of
> ass.  You can pat my ass but don't pinch my ass.
> 
> Selene Colfox

There once was a girl from South Pass
Who had a very nice ass
Each and every day
She let it out to play
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass

Huette is a writer of bad rhymes
Who has embarrassed her friends many times
And on one occasion
Not befitting her station
She added ... um ... 'bare ass' to her crimes 

Hu ... er, no Og den Nash, yeah, that's the ticket.