[Sca-cooks] SCA Humor - OOP/OT?

morgana.abbey at juno.com morgana.abbey at juno.com
Fri Feb 20 15:19:16 PST 2009

I dug this out of a file.  Friends and I compiled it a few years back for, well you know why....


Top 18 Signs That the Feast is Going to be Bad 

18> When court is before feast and the fire department arrives during
    mid court. 

17> The feast theme for an anniversary event feast is "All the dishes 
    that didn't work out at the first feast we tried them at"
16> High table went offboard.
15> Feast-o-crat was seen dismantling the kitchen's smoke alarm. 
14> The Pizza guy shows up with a delivery for "His Majesty."
13> Rats can be seen fleeing the kitchen.
12> "Well, the oven had a 'clean' setting, so......"  
11> The kitchen staff brown-bags it; the Feast-o-crat is going
10> Hazmat reports for clean-up. 
9> "I don't know what you're complaining about; Botulism is period."
8> The second remove is a barf bag.  
7> The site was picked because it had a handy vomitorium.  
6> Offboard menu: Wonderbread and Pam. 
5> "Meat on Trenchers" turns out to be "Spam on Triscuits."
4> First remove looks suspiciously like the last remove from the previous
3> Nautical theme is enhanced by the addition of Zebra Mussels.
2> Subtlety goes "Plop, plop, fizz, fizz."
and the Number 1 Sign That the Feast is Going to be Bad
1> The SPCA truck is seen at the kitchen door.

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