[Sca-cooks] Pop Tarts Sushi in NYC [ewww]
Johnna Holloway
johnnae at mac.com
Tue Aug 10 03:37:32 PDT 2010
For the freshmen here, it's instant Ramen Noodles in cups but it's
also Cup of Soup.
But the big hit is the individual microwave pizza. Suitable for
breakfast, lunch, supper or 2 am.
His university doesn't allow anything except a microwave in the rooms
and a very small microwave at that. No coffee makers or hot plates or
electric skillets
or toaster ovens. (The campus also no longer allows smoking anyplace
on campus.)
All those precautions and the student on the floor below him still
managed to set his
microwave and then his room and then the hall on fire in January. No
injuries - just damage.
Clue number one should have been when you see a fire, pull the fire
alarm, don't decide that your clothing is more important than the
lives of your fellow students.
This year he gets a kitchen so he can buy real food. The panini
machine is off to college.
Johnna
On Aug 10, 2010, at 3:51 AM, Laura C. Minnick wrote:
> On 8/10/2010 12:36 AM, Huette von Ahrens wrote:
>> "The College Sophomore" Serves: 1
>> Step 1. Smoke, like, a ton of weed.
>> Step 2. Look for the Pop-Tarts in the dorm kitchen
>> Step 3. Get distracted reading the label of the Yogi Tea
>> Step 4. Find the Pop-Tarts and place them in the toaster
>> Step 5. Wander away from the kitchen and go to bed. Eat Pop-Tarts
>> the following day, if you remember
>>
>
> OMG but that one is funny! Doo tee doo tee doo...
>
> Liutgard
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