[Sca-cooks] Beer at the Dawn of Civilization

[Suey]

Please adapt this song for my book. Perhaps we can title it "hogwash!" I 
love it!  We could put the song in where the author normally thanks 
Susie and Sally and all those other people we have never hear of. 
"Hogwash" really could add some salt to all those Islamic and Jewish 
prohibitions. . .

A long time ago, way back in historio,
when all there was to eat was a pork chopio.
Along came a man by the name of Carlos Serranio?
And he invented a black paw, a little black paw, a little black paw . . .

(Of course I am referring to Serrano ham. The pigs are raised in the 
holm oak forest and only eat acorns in Huelva, Spain and of course the 
best hams had black paws from digging for acorns.)
Suey


> Of course, this is hogwash.  It's obvious that we all know where beer came
> from.
>
> A long time ago, way back in history,
> when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
> Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
> and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.. .
>