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>Thought y'all might appreciate some summer levity!
>http://www.mythsoc.org/beowatch.html   Beowatch
>
> A Surfer Geat Drama
>
> by Arden Smith and Carl Hostetter
>
>
>             Yo! We Lifeguar-danes
>have tubular tales
>of Shield       Surfing
>gnawing and gnashing--
>Blondes in bikinis,
>voluptuous       vixens,
>but fun and frolic
>of the Lifeguar-danes,
>For the       beach-stepper,
>Grendel the gruesome,
>dwells under water,
>breaking their boards --
>Then the Lifeguar-danes
>bound down the       beach,
>Then through the throng
>Hasselhoff hastens,
>handsomish       hero
>to grappel with Grendel;
>For the rest of this tale,
>for the       broadcast premiere;      in Los Angeles
>to tell you dudes
>in shark-filled       waters.
>that was a gnarly surf-dude.
>bosoms heaving,
>vollyball       playing;
>fills not all days
>littoral wardens.
>baneful       foe,
>gross-looking dude,
>wiping out surfers,
>like, bummer,       dude!
>leap from their stations,
>bouncing and jiggling.
>of thongs       and Speedos,
>the harbor's watchman,
>(if hairy and doughy),
>grass       is his ass.
>turn in this fall
>'tis Beowatch called.
>Return to Not-Ready-for-Mythcon Players
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>Mythlore: A Journal of J. R. R. Tolkien, C. S. Lewis, Charles Williams, and
>Mythopoeic Literature
>Associate Professor of English
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