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<DIV>"My Favorite Things" from 'Sound of Music' works, too. (No, I'm not gay :) )</DIV>
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<DIV>Duriel<BR> </DIV>-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<BR>Tom Vincent<BR>-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*<BR>When shall it be said in any country of the world, my poor are happy; neither ignorance or distress is to be found among them; my jails are empty of prisoners, my streets of beggars; the aged are not in want, the taxes not oppressive; the rational world is my friend because I am friend of its happiness; when these things can be said, then may that country boast of its constitution and government.<BR>-- Tom Paine
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<DIV><BR><BR>----- Original Message ----<BR>From: Susan Fox <selene@earthlink.net><BR>To: Cooks within the SCA <sca-cooks@lists.ansteorra.org><BR>Sent: Monday, May 22, 2006 11:57:52 AM<BR>Subject: Re: [Sca-cooks] Bad Cooking at Feasts - was Re: good taste<BR><BR>
<DIV>On Mon, 22 May 2006 08:46:56 -0700 (PDT)<BR>> <tom.vincent@yahoo.com> wrote:<BR>><BR>> <BR>>> So, what are some examples of 'bad cooking' folks have <BR>>> encountered at SCA feasts?<BR><BR>Bad tasting but "documented" dishes are notorious in the SCA. It's up <BR>to us to change that reputation of course, Here is an old parody that <BR>illustrates the early bad impression of SCA cookery:<BR><BR>I Sing of Dead Bunnies<BR>-Anonymous, but Moonwulf started it!<BR>tune: "Sweet Betsy From Pike"<BR><BR>I sing of dead bunnies, and burnt baby chicks<BR>Barbecued squirrels, and hamsters on sticks<BR>Ducklings in blenders, and frogs off the road<BR>Opossums on fenders and deep french-fried toad!<BR><BR>Sliced and diced sparrows, dead dogs on the lawn<BR>Cats riddled with arrows, and disemboweled faun<BR>Pickled canaries, and clubbed baby seals<BR>Mice served in berries, and turtles 'neath
wheels<BR><BR>Minced baby earwigs, koala fillet<BR>Rat Pie with custard, and cockroach puree<BR>Fred's little brother, and Mystery Beast:<BR>These are the things that they served at the Feast!<BR>_______________________________________________<BR>Sca-cooks mailing list<BR>Sca-cooks@lists.ansteorra.org<BR><A href="http://lists.ansteorra.org/listinfo.cgi/sca-cooks-ansteorra.org" target=_blank>http://lists.ansteorra.org/listinfo.cgi/sca-cooks-ansteorra.org</A></DIV></DIV></DIV></div></body></html>