[Steppes] FW: [NR] Press Release: RE: WE'VE BEEN CHALKED

[averial jackson]

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Averial


>From: "Vicki Marsh" <XaraXene at home.com>
>Reply-To: steppes at ansteorra.org
>To: "Steppes" <steppes at ansteorra.org>, "Elfsea" <elfsea at ansteorra.org>
>Subject: [Steppes] FW: [NR] Press Release: RE: WE'VE BEEN CHALKED
>Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2001 22:59:27 -0500
>
>Xene here:
>
>I thought Steppes and Elfsea would enjoy keeping up with the latest news on
>the gypsies who chalked our manor......
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: northern-admin at ansteorra.org
>[mailto:northern-admin at ansteorra.org]On Behalf Of Alexander Ravenshaw
>Sent: Monday, July 09, 2001 10:29 PM
>To: northern at ansteorra.org
>Subject: [NR] Press Release: RE: WE'VE BEEN CHALKED
>
>
>For Immediate Release:
>
>###
>
>     Alexander Ravenshaw Here, President and Founder of "Honest Alex's
>Wholesale Sidewalk Chalk, Inc." with a brief statement on today's news.
>     We would like to first and foremost deny any connection with the
>party,
>or parties involved in this unfortunate incident. While we do regret the
>fact that our fine and quality product was used, we can not control how our
>product is used. It is unfortunate that such a noble household was
>vandalized, and we have taken the following steps in order to assure our
>product is used in the manor in which it was intended.
>     1. There will now be a mandatory five day waiting period on all chalk
>sales.
>     2. Persons wishing to purchase chalk will undergo a mandatory
>background
>check.
>     3. Anyone who uses the phrase "okokokokokokokok.. So like..." in any
>fashion will be denied service on the spot.
>     4. Anyone who believes Lutfisk is a valid food will be denied service
>on
>principle.
>     Again, we thank you for your patronage and look forward to serving the
>populace in the future.
>
>###
>
>
>
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