[Steppes] Shakespeare on Spam

[Giles Guthrie]

I found this today on www.breakthechain.org and thought I would share it with all of you.  I apologize if it is a repost.
 
Giles Guthrie
 
 


Shakespeare on Spam (by Anonymous) 
These several airy unnamed messengers 
Do daily cram my inbox bursting full; 
And with a battery of promises 
(Of manhood's lengthening, safe and natural; 
Of sites whereat strange couplings may be seen, 
Or beauties nubile as the law allows; 
Of meetings with old schoolmates, none of whom 
I've spared a brace of thoughts for these ten years) 
Make sifting out my correspondences 
A passing trial. O, take care, my friends! 
The rambling jest you send has like been seen 
Ten times, forwarded by some jackanapes; 
And sooth, I'll not contribute to a chain 
But risk the lapse in fortunes an I don't. 
Of all conveniences, these are most meet: 
The Bulk folder, "Select All," and "Delete." 


		
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