[Steppes] A Warlord Question

[Crystal Lamb]

Kathryn inquired:

I am a newbie of sorts - what is this about VooDoo ducks?

Aslyn smirks:

(sung to the tune of "Grandma's Feather Bed" by John Denver)
(everyone clap now....stomp those feet.....no "yee haws" allowed)

Verse:

When I was, back in the Steppes
(In civilization, you know)
We used to go down Canton way
The end of May or so

We'd have noodle ramen, the Ranchero
And honey butter on bread
But the surest thing about 
Summer in May is
Camping at.......Warlord Wet

Chorus:

Ohhhh, we've had VooDoo ducks, 
And floating trucks
and one-armed, fencing crawdads

Lightening strikes and
Water balloon fights and
Hiding under your bed

We've surfed on the river
And shook and we've shivered
And thought we'd freeze to death

But the surest thing about
Summer in May is
Camping at.....Warlord Wet

Verse:

Now the spritely Nymphs
They danced their dance
Standing in the rain

And plenty of cars
Floated by....
On their way down the drain


Chorus:

Ohhhh, we've had VooDoo ducks, 
And floating trucks
and one-armed, fencing crawdads

Lightening strikes and
Water balloon fights and
Hiding under your bed

We've surfed on the river
And shook and we've shivered
And thought we'd freeze to death

But the surest thing about
Summer in May is
Camping at.....Warlord Wet


(Tag):

But the surest thing.....'but camping in May......
Is Camping at...Warlord Wet

~If only I could play the guitar.....

~Aslyn