[Steppes] Fashion Goes (Went?) Medieval

[Quill]

Stumbled across this totally by accident. ROFL so hard it hurts.
http://uvicmscu.blogspot.com/2007/10/couture-goes-heavy-metal.html


*Medieval Dos and Don'ts*

Do dress up a plain little black dress with a hefty silver or pewter
neckpiece.
Do cover up if there's a threat of rain — rusty chain mail is not a good
look.
Do wear a metallic tabard over this season's black opaque tights.
Do leave full medieval garb strictly for fancy dress.
Don't stand too close to the fire if you're wearing a metallic skirt or
dress.
Don't arm yourself with too many accessories.
Don't wear more than one chain-mail piece at a time; it's heavy.
Don't make sudden movements while wearing chunky metal cuffs — they're
dangerous weapons.
Don't be tempted by medieval props — leave the sword at home.


XD! -Quill