Good Gentles, please hear these words......
       God populated the earth with vegetables of all kinds so that Man would live a long and healthy life.  And Satan created the 99-cent double cheeseburger.  And Satan said to Man, "Want fries with that?"
   And Man said, "Super size them!"  And man gained pounds.
     And God created healthful yogurt, and Satan froze the yogurt, and brought forth chocolate, nuts, and brightly colored candy sprinkles to put on top.  And Man gained more pounds.
   And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
   Satan brought forth cable TV, remote controls, and potato chips.  And Man clutched his remote and ate his potato chips.  Satan saw this and said, "It is good."
   And Man went into cardiac arrest.  And God sighed and created quadrupal bypass surgery.
   And Satan created HMO's.....
    You are welcome, Brendan Delafyeld