WR - jhartel <jhartel at net-link.net>: Go, USA!

[Dennis J Dolan]

Thought you might all enjoy this!

Hugs!
Janet***

 U.S.A.!!! U.S.A.!!! U.S.A.!!!


The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race
realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going
 to blow up the whole world.  One day they sat down and decided to
settle
the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed
the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would
be entitled to dominate the world.  The losing side would have to lay
down its arms.

  The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler 
bitches in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest
Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
from each litter, killed his  siblings, and gave him all the milk.
They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up
with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed
steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a
strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt
sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that
this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and
wrapped itself around the outside of the ring.  It had the Russian dog
almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over
to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and
consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of
the Russian dog.  The Russians came up to the Americans shaking
their heads in disbelief. 'We don't understand how this could have
happened. We had our best people working for five years with the
meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and the
biggest meanest Siberian wolves."  "That's nothing", an American
replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five
years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

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