WR - A joke

[Dennis J Dolan]

It broke me up........

Doran

On Tue, 23 Mar 1999 02:50:09 -0600 "Warren T. Klinger"
<bentnose at juno.com> writes:
>Here's is a joke that my brother, Mark sent me that I thought you all 
>would get a kick out of.
>
>Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to 
>get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days, and 
>God was tired of all the bickering. God said, "Cool it. I am going to 
>set up a test that will run for two hours and I will judge who does a 
>better job." So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away. They 
>moused away. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent 
>e-mails. They sent e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did 
>some genealogy reports (imagine that!). They made cards. But just a 
>few minutes before the two minutes were up, a lightning bolt flashed 
>across the sky. The thunder rolled and the rains came down hard. And, 
>of course, the power went off. Satan was angry. He fumed and fussed. 
>He ranted and raved. All to no avail. The electricity stayed off. 
>After the two hours were up, the rains stopped and the electricity 
>went back on. Satan screamed, "I lost everything! I lost it all when 
>the power went off." Jesus sat and smiled. Satan asked about the work 
>Jesus had done. As Jesus turned his computer back on, the screen 
>glowed, and when he pushed "Print" it was all there. "How did he do 
>it?" Satan asked. God smiled and said, "Jesus Saves."
>
>If this offends anyone, I apologize in advance.
>
>Lord Angus Duncan Cameron
>MKA Warren T. Klinger
>
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