WR - A joke

[F J Villafranca III]

That was a great joke; helped make my day, and made me smile.
                                            Thanks,

                                            Eshtban Il Andalus
                                             Shire of Tre' Lac
                                            San Angelo, Tx

Warren T. Klinger wrote:

> Here's is a joke that my brother, Mark sent me that I thought you all
> would get a kick out of.
>
> Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get
> the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days, and God
> was tired of all the bickering. God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up
> a test that will run for two hours and I will judge who does a better
> job." So down they sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused away.
> They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent e-mails. They sent
> e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports
> (imagine that!). They made cards. But just a few minutes before the two
> minutes were up, a lightning bolt flashed across the sky. The thunder
> rolled and the rains came down hard. And, of course, the power went off.
> Satan was angry. He fumed and fussed. He ranted and raved. All to no
> avail. The electricity stayed off. After the two hours were up, the rains
> stopped and the electricity went back on. Satan screamed, "I lost
> everything! I lost it all when the power went off." Jesus sat and smiled.
> Satan asked about the work Jesus had done. As Jesus turned his computer
> back on, the screen glowed, and when he pushed "Print" it was all there.
> "How did he do it?" Satan asked. God smiled and said, "Jesus Saves."
>
> If this offends anyone, I apologize in advance.
>
> Lord Angus Duncan Cameron
> MKA Warren T. Klinger
>
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