[Western] Bonwicke Playday ...........or something like that

[HE Chiang]

  Greetings to the Heavy fighters of the Western Region,
It would seem that I do not get enough practice here in Bonwicke, so I am
calling on those of you that can make it here on the weekend of the 19th of
June, that is right Juneteenth (easier said than spelled). Will start around
ten o'clock at the park on 73rd and Slide here in Beautiful Bonwicke.
  We will be having a heavy tourney...think that they are going to do some
light stuff too for those of that persuasion. However all that aside, come
to Bonwicke for a fun day of fighting.....if we get enough people we can do
some melees too, never too early to start training for war.
  We will have some of the local newspeople out to watch us, so we need
people to help put on a good show. May even be able to get some of the TV
newspeople out so wear something presentable. But most of all show up and
fight........I need the practice.
  If you do not show up all the rest of us that do will talk bad about you,
and call you names.
  Yours in Service,
  HE Chiang, Centurion
  Captain of the Baronial Guard of Bonwicke