[Western] News Flash: War Machines Brake Down

[rizardo dartusio]

This news flash is brought to you by:  "Abbott's Winery"   "High price of beer got you down?  Well don't worry, 'Abbott's Abbey and Winery' is here to fill your drinking needs.   Don't grape about the high cost of beer--switch to wine.  It'll get you just as drunk just as fast, and remember, if you over indulge, Abbott's has extended their half price sale on indulgences for another week.  So drink up.  You'll be forgiven.  Remember, you can have your sin and drink it too at Abbott's."
 
 
And now the news.
 
It may be good news for those who are worried that Trelac and Bonwicke may go to war over the construction of the Bonwicke wall.  We have just learned that the war machines of both Trelac and Bonwicke have both coincidentally and simultaneously broken down.  
 
It seems that the trouble with Trelac's war machine is a worn out baron.  In the case of Bonwicke the problem seems to be a broken chiang drive.  The militea of Bonwicke are still trying to come to Agrippa with the problem of the broken chiang drive, but at this time replacement chiangs are not available even at 
"The Wall Mart."   
 
The outlook for a repair of Trelac's war machine may be somewhat more optimistic.  Robert MacHine, local blacksmith from Trelac thinks that applying some Di Greasi to the worn out baron will correct Trelac's problem.  
 
Only time will tell whether either Trelac or Bonwicke can repair their war machines in time for an impending war, or whether worn out barons and broken chiangs may lead to peace once again prevailing the former western region.  Meanwhile, grain and beer shortages, foreign competition and inflammatory slogans on walls make for a continuing tense situation within the western region of Ansteorra.


      
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://lists.ansteorra.org/pipermail/western-ansteorra.org/attachments/20080820/a6bb4022/attachment-0002.htm>