[Western] News Flash: War Machines Brake Down

[HE Chiang]

Hey, I may be old and a bit wore down but I am not broken....just a little stove up.
Chiang, old tired and sore Baron
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: rizardo dartusio 
  To: SCA-TRELAC at yahoogroups.com ; bonwicke at lists.ansteorra.org ; Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 7:28 PM
  Subject: [Western] News Flash: War Machines Brake Down


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  And now the news.

  It may be good news for those who are worried that Trelac and Bonwicke may go to war over the construction of the Bonwicke wall.  We have just learned that the war machines of both Trelac and Bonwicke have both coincidentally and simultaneously broken down.  

  It seems that the trouble with Trelac's war machine is a worn out baron.  In the case of Bonwicke the problem seems to be a broken chiang drive.  The militea of Bonwicke are still trying to come to Agrippa with the problem of the broken chiang drive, but at this time replacement chiangs are not available even at 
  "The Wall Mart."   

  The outlook for a repair of Trelac's war machine may be somewhat more optimistic.  Robert MacHine, local blacksmith from Trelac thinks that applying some Di Greasi to the worn out baron will correct Trelac's problem.  

  Only time will tell whether either Trelac or Bonwicke can repair their war machines in time for an impending war, or whether worn out barons and broken chiangs may lead to peace once again prevailing the former western region.  Meanwhile, grain and beer shortages, foreign competition and inflammatory slogans on walls make for a continuing tense situation within the western region of Ansteorra.




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