[Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way to theWesternRegion

[Chris England]

As a herald am I part of the media?  I always thought I was trustworthy. Oh
and kind.

 

Gerold the herald

"Trust Me!"

 

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From: western-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org
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Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 11:30 AM
To: Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc.
Subject: Re: [Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way to
theWesternRegion

 

Yet another Trelac red herring to throw the populace of the Western region
off the trail of the real menace behind these crimes. Never trust the media.
NEVER trust the media!

 

Ld. Logan Macleod of the Clan Macleod

squire to Sir Aaron Macgregor

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From: rizardo <mailto:rizardodartusio at yahoo.com>  dartusio 

To: SCA-TRELAC at yahoogroups.com ; Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA
<mailto:western at lists.ansteorra.org>  ; bonwicke at lists.ansteorra.org 

Sent: Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:02 PM

Subject: [Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way to the
WesternRegion

 

This late breaking news flash is brought to you by:  "Angelo's Marker's,
Memorials, and Monuments"  "Angelo wants to remind folks that as the War
approaches, it's never too early to reserve a marker, memorial or monument
for that special someone who may not return.  Angelo has just received a new
shipment of Italian marble, so don't wait until the last moment, or until
you know he's dead for sure.   Come in and reserve yours this week, and as
an added incentive to the early shopper, Angelo will throw in a death's mask
at no extra charge."

 

And now the news:  

It has just been learned from a reliable source that Donald Keyes, the man
long sought after by the Trelac Guard, may now be in the western region.  As
was reported earlier, the Trelac Guard had located Lord Keyes earlier this
week.  At that time, Lord Keyes had agreed to accompany the Guard to Trelac
and answer questions about his connection to Won Flung Dung, illegal tax
collecting, and his sponsorship of several of the newly formed businesses in
the area.  Just after agreeing to do so, however, he suddenly disappeared.
It wasn't  long after Keye's disappearance that Lord Fun Shui, a trusted
minister in the Court of Bonwicke, was found killed in his chambers.

 

Suspicions that Lord Keyes may now be in the western region are based on
information obtained from a confidential source that reports that a Sir Oz
Weepay just recently detained a suspicious ruffian in the the shire of
Ffynnon Gath and, upon examining the ruffian's pockets, found a note saying
that:  "you (the ruffian) are to round up the rest of your associates and
meet Lord Keyes at 'The Wall Mart' this weekend."  Our informant went on to
say that Sir Weepay, on behalf of the Crown, is now on the way to the
western region of Ansteorra with plans to talk to the Trelac Guard and
investigate for himself the most recent events surrounding Lord Keyes
activities, the Bonwicke wall, and the rumors of impending war.

 

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