[Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way totheWesternRegion

Thu Aug 28 14:12:30 PDT 2008

My good Don, you misunderstand. The media isn't being misused. In fact, it's serving the very purpose given to it. However, the media sends no man or woman to the gallows... that right is reserved of the courts. If you are in fact innocent, I would strongly advise you to retain council and turn yourself in. If, however, you are guilty, simply keep running and eventually someone will find you with an arrow or some other uncomfortable item lodged in your spine. Best of luck.

Ld. Logan Macleod, Medieval attorney at law
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Don Keyes 
  To: Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc. 
  Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 3:07 PM
  Subject: Re: [Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way totheWesternRegion

  Still this particular "reporter" has produced no information as to the identities of any other suspects.
  As far as I know I am their only one.

  Ld Logan I commend you on your foresight into this obvious misuse of the media.

  DK

  ----- Original Message ----
  From: Chris England <drachenhohle at suddenlink.net>
  To: "Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc." <western at lists.ansteorra.org>
  Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2008 8:20:16 PM
  Subject: Re: [Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way to theWesternRegion

  As a herald am I part of the media?  I always thought I was trustworthy. Oh and kind.

  Gerold the herald

  “Trust Me!”

  -----Original Message-----
  From: western-bounces at lists..ansteorra.org [mailto:western-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org] On Behalf Of tomjenkins
  Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 11:30 AM
  To: Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA, Inc.
  Subject: Re: [Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way to theWesternRegion

  Yet another Trelac red herring to throw the populace of the Western region off the trail of the real menace behind these crimes. Never trust the media. NEVER trust the media!

  Ld. Logan Macleod of the Clan Macleod

  squire to Sir Aaron Macgregor

    ----- Original Message ----- 

    From: rizardo dartusio 

    To: SCA-TRELAC at yahoogroups.com ; Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA ; bonwicke at lists.ansteorra.org 

    Sent: Sunday, August 24, 2008 9:02 PM

    Subject: [Western] Urgent News Release: Lord Keyes on His Way to the WesternRegion

    This late breaking news flash is brought to you by:  "Angelo's Marker's, Memorials, and Monuments"  "Angelo wants to remind folks that as the War approaches, it's never too early to reserve a marker, memorial or monument for that special someone who may not return.  Angelo has just received a new shipment of Italian marble, so don't wait until the last moment, or until you know he's dead for sure.   Come in and reserve yours this week, and as an added incentive to the early shopper, Angelo will throw in a death's mask at no extra charge."

    And now the news:  

    It has just been learned from a reliable source that Donald Keyes, the man long sought after by the Trelac Guard, may now be in the western region.  As was reported earlier, the Trelac Guard had located Lord Keyes earlier this week.  At that time, Lord Keyes had agreed to accompany the Guard to Trelac and answer questions about his connection to Won Flung Dung, illegal tax collecting, and his sponsorship of several of the newly formed businesses in the area.  Just after agreeing to do so, however, he suddenly disappeared.  It wasn't  long after Keye's disappearance that Lord Fun Shui, a trusted minister in the Court of Bonwicke, was found killed in his chambers.

    Suspicions that Lord Keyes may now be in the western region are based on information obtained from a confidential source that reports that a Sir Oz Weepay just recently detained a suspicious ruffian in the the shire of Ffynnon Gath and, upon examining the ruffian's pockets, found a note saying that:  "you (the ruffian) are to round up the rest of your associates and meet Lord Keyes at 'The Wall Mart' this weekend."  Our informant went on to say that Sir Weepay, on behalf of the Crown, is now on the way to the western region of Ansteorra with plans to talk to the Trelac Guard and investigate for himself the most recent events surrounding Lord Keyes activities, the Bonwicke wall, and the rumors of impending war.

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