[Western] News flash

faolon at sallegarnes.com faolon at sallegarnes.com
Sun Jul 6 07:10:05 PDT 2008


Well now that would be easy for Trelac There are no "Authorized" tax
collectors or "Authorizing" tax collectors as we are not yet a Barony.
That being said of course I cannot speak for Bonwicke.

Faolon


> One Flung Dung... isn't he second-cousin to Foo Man Choo? Which would make
> him the nephew of Moo Goo Gaipan... and first cousin of Gung Fu Smith...
> Which, in turn, would mean he's releated to HE Chiang Ti Lung. What an
> unexpected correlation. Then again, I can remember my former squire
> brother Gavin speaking of a distant relative who's last name was Dung.
> Wouldn't it be a hoot if he were a double agent?
>
> By the way, is there anyway those of us in the remains of Crossrode Keep
> could get a list of all the AUTHORIZED tax collectors from Bonwicke and
> Trelac? It would do my conscience great good if I could send their
> families flowers and my condolences.
>
> Ld. Thomas Logan Macleod of the Clan Macleod
>   ----- Original Message -----
>   From: rizardo dartusio
>   To: Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA
>   Sent: Saturday, July 05, 2008 10:39 PM
>   Subject: [Western] News flash
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>
>   The following news report is brought to you by Godiva Chastity Belts.
> Godiva reminds you to "Fasten up when you leave home.  The wife you save
> may be your own."
>
>   Hear yea, Hear yea, Hear yea
>
>   It has just been learned by this reporter that a China-man who answers
> to the name One Flung Dung has just been apprehended by the Trelac Guard
> on the region between Trelac and Bonwicke.  Mr. Dung was dressed in the
> clothes of a Trelac tax collector, but records show that Mr. Dung is not
> employed as such, and, in fact, does not even reside within the Shire of
> Trelac.  When questioned, Mr. Dung claimed to have been hired by a Don
> Keys to collect money from anyone he could get it from, and to raise
> general havoc within the region between Trelac and Bonwicke.  Mr Dung is
> now in the custody of the Trelac guard where they are trying to remove
> the smell of Donkey poo from him and verify the truth of his story.  In
> the meantime an APB has been issued for the where abouts of the
> mysterious Don Keys.  Anyone who has any information about Don Keys is
> urged to contact authorities.
>
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