[Western] News flash

[tomjenkins]

One Flung Dung... isn't he second-cousin to Foo Man Choo? Which would make him the nephew of Moo Goo Gaipan... and first cousin of Gung Fu Smith... Which, in turn, would mean he's releated to HE Chiang Ti Lung. What an unexpected correlation. Then again, I can remember my former squire brother Gavin speaking of a distant relative who's last name was Dung. Wouldn't it be a hoot if he were a double agent?

By the way, is there anyway those of us in the remains of Crossrode Keep could get a list of all the AUTHORIZED tax collectors from Bonwicke and Trelac? It would do my conscience great good if I could send their families flowers and my condolences.

Ld. Thomas Logan Macleod of the Clan Macleod
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: rizardo dartusio 
  To: Western Region of Ansteorra - SCA 
  Sent: Saturday, July 05, 2008 10:39 PM
  Subject: [Western] News flash


  The following news report is brought to you by Godiva Chastity Belts.  Godiva reminds you to "Fasten up when you leave home.  The wife you save may be your own."

  Hear yea, Hear yea, Hear yea

  It has just been learned by this reporter that a China-man who answers to the name One Flung Dung has just been apprehended by the Trelac Guard on the region between Trelac and Bonwicke.  Mr. Dung was dressed in the clothes of a Trelac tax collector, but records show that Mr. Dung is not employed as such, and, in fact, does not even reside within the Shire of Trelac.  When questioned, Mr. Dung claimed to have been hired by a Don Keys to collect money from anyone he could get it from, and to raise general havoc within the region between Trelac and Bonwicke.  Mr Dung is now in the custody of the Trelac guard where they are trying to remove the smell of Donkey poo from him and verify the truth of his story.  In the meantime an APB has been issued for the where abouts of the mysterious Don Keys.  Anyone who has any information about Don Keys is urged to contact authorities.


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