[Western] News Flash: Donkey Shortage

[Chris England]

Buy camels, they run on water.

 

Gerold

 

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Sent: Monday, July 21, 2008 3:31 PM
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Subject: [Western] News Flash: Donkey Shortage

 

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And now the news:

 

The shortage and high price of grain is continuing to have an economic
impact on the residents of Trelac and Bonwicke, resulting in increased
demand for donkeys.  People are beginning to realize that the sporty donkey
can go a lot further of a bucket of grain than a horse.  And, while it's
true that that you can't go as fast on a donkey, the cargo carrying capacity
is nearly the same.   The increased feed savings is causing many people
trade their feed guzzling horses in on the economical donkey.  Rizardo
d'Artusio, donkey enthusiast, added that with the donkey you also get a
sporty pen stripe down the back.

 

Trelac Stables reports that they are nearly sold out of new and used
donkeys, and that they are unable to get any more from their supplier, GMC.
When interviewed, the head mammal breeder for, GMC (General Mammal
Cooperative), Richard La Bouef, said that he is aware of the donkey shortage
and GMC has stepped up their breeding program to produce more donkeys.  The
sudden popularity of donkeys has taken GMC completely by surprise, and it is
going to take them some time to re gear up their breeding program for
donkeys.  La Bouef notes that it wasn't that long ago the horses were the
rage, and that the bigger the horse the better.  It wasn't only the knights
that liked to be astride of stallion.   The large stallions were also
popular with the ladies (although they did seem to have more trouble parking
them.)   

 

Noting that people like the white donkeys and are willing to pay more for
them, La Bouef says that GMC is also making efforts to breed more colorful
donkeys.  Right now donkeys only come in black, brown, grey and shades there
of, but GMC is currently working on a breeding program to produce one that
is slightly blue.  If successful, GMC plans to market it as the Eeyore.

 

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