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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>Heres one you all might like.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>Once upon a time there was a famous sea
captain. This captain was very</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>successful at what he did. For years he
guided merchant ships all over the</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>world and never did stormy seas or pirates get
the best of him. he was admired</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>by his crew all other captains because of his
great record.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>However, there was one thing different about
this captain. Every morning he went</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>through a strange ritual. He would lock himself
in his cabin and open a small seachest. In this chest was a piece of paper
that the captain would stare at</FONT><FONT size=2> for a minute. He would
then lock the chest back up and go about his daily duties of running his ship
and crew.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>For year this went on, and his crew became very curious.
Was it a treasure map?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>was it a letter or poem from a lost love? Or perhaps a
favorite quote from the bible. Everyone speculated about the contents of
the strange envelope.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Sadly, one day the captain died at sea in his sleep.
After laying the captain's body to rest. The first mate led the entire crew into
the captian's quarters, and he opened the chest, got the envelope, opened it
and....</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>The first mate turned very pale and showed the
paper to the rest of the crew</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>the paper had two lines written on it. two
words per line:</FONT></DIV>
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size=2>"Port:"
LEFT</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000000 size=2>"Starboard:" RIGHT</FONT></DIV>
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