A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to 
learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music 
store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that 
red trumpet over there and that accordian."

   The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can 
have the fire extinguisher but the radiator has to stay"

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   A guy walks into a shop.

   "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies 
and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"

   "You're a drummer, aren't you?"

   "Duh, yeah. How'd you know?"

   "This is a travel agency."

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   A man goes to an exotic tropical island for a vacation. As the
boat 
nears the island, he notices the constant sound of drumming coming 
from the island. As he gets off the boat, he asks the first native he 
sees how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about 
nervously and says "very bad when the drumming stops."

   At the end of the day, the drumming is still going and is starting 
to get on his nerves. So, he asks another native when the drumming 
will stop. The native looks as if he's just been reminded of
something 
very unpleasant. "Very bad when the drumming stops," he says, and 
hurries off.

   After a couple of days with little sleep, our traveller is finally 
fed up, grabs the nearest native, slams him up against a tree, and 
shouts "What happens when the drumming stops?!!"

   "Bass solo."


Drum for you Soul
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